110 Years Later
BEDLAM Headquarters-Debriefing Room
“I called you all in here to bring up an interesting phenomenon that’s been brought to our attention again. Evidently there’s been more activity surrounding the mystery of-for the love of-Choopie! You’re late again!”
“Sorry Chief I was just getting into this killer game on my Playstation and it took FOREVER to find a save spot and I-“
“Save it, take a seat and pay attention.”
“What are we here for anyways Chief?” said Choopie as he took a seat in between Big and Hammerskold, the former who tolerates his behavior and he latter which can’t stand him at all. Also sitting in on the debrief are Merrow and Molly.
“I was getting to that before you decided to finally grace us with your presence. As I was saying there’s been a flurry of activity with regards to Mel’s Hole-“
“Hey I think I watched that thru Pay-Per View last night, wasn’t very good at all,” chuckled Choopie. Hammerskold rolled his eyes, while Big smirked slightly.
“Ahem! As I was saying, evidently more people are catching wind of Mel Waters’ discovery and are looking to find it and see what the story is all about. Unfortunately there’s also been a lot of people gone missing as a result of their curiosity. I want to send out a team to investigate the area and see if you can figure out what the story is with this ‘hole’-“
Again Choopie chuckled.
“Choopie since you find this so amusing you’ll be going on the mission. Along with yourself I want Hammerskold-“
“Aw, fer the love of, I don’t want to have anything to do with anything that little bastard.”
“Hey I have a dad, I just dunno who he is.”
“Anyways,” interrupted the chief. “I want Big to go as well, along with Merrow and Molly. Now the hole is said to be somewhere around Ellensburg, Washington State. Big, would you care to continue this?”
“Sure Chief. Now, Mel Waters appeared on a radio show discussing his findings of a supposed bottomless hole on some property he claims to own. He conducted a bunch of his own tests and could find no bottom at all. He also claims that the hole has some kind of mystical/supernatural quality in that someone dropped a dead pet into it and the animal came back out alive again.”
“Man that’s some hole haha! Man I can’t stop this. It’s just too much,” laughed Choopie.
“Now there hasn’t been any documentation put out on this, so it’s all hearsay. Hopefully we can get to the, um, bottom of this so to say.”
Choopie erupted into riotous laughter at that.
“You all must exercise the utmost discretion on this matter,” started the Chief. “This is to be nothing but recon. I don’t want any attention to our being there by all means possible.”
“Um, Chief?” asked Choopie.
“Yes?”
“Can I bring my Mess-You-Up gun?”
“No you cannot, I said this is all recon, no force at all.”
“Hmph, fine. Whatever you say Chief.”
“I mean it Choopie, no weapons. Any sign of trouble you’re to get out of there immediately. Be careful out there, this meeting is over.”
As they all shuffled out of the room to begin their preparations for the mission, Choopie muttered under his breath,”I don’t care, I’m bringing my gun.”
A while later the team has landed on the outskirts of a massive forest skirting along the base of a couple of mountains. Once ready they set off in search of the mysterious hole with no ideas of what they were going to run into. There was a decent amount of snowfall so wending their way through the woods was a little rough, but they finally found their destination. It was a small clearing in the woods clear of any snowfall.
“Hmm, how strange,” exclaimed Big as he looked around. “Why is there no snowfall here? Very odd indeed.”
“Are we there yet?” asked Choopie as he stumbled into the clearing. ‘Cuz, man I really gotta-AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!”
Those were his last words as he tripped and fell into the hole….
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